Today be one of me favorite holidays - Talk Like a Pirate Day! And although it's the stupidest, silliest thing in the world, it makes me smile. So I'm going to try and infuse my vocabulary with as many "Arrs" and "Shiver me Timbers" and "Batton down the hatches" as I possibly can.
Check out the official Talk Like a Pirate Day website for some laughs. I enjoyed the list of Pirate pick-up lines. Here are a few of my favorites:
-They don't call me Long John because my head is so big.
-That's the finest pirate booty I've ever laid eyes on.
-Come on up and see my urchins.
-How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off me rudders?
I'm surprised they didn't have one about Hoisting the Mainsail.
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