We (Me, Matt and Aaron) are all going to the dentist this afternoon. It should go something like this during my cleaning:
Hygienist: How often do you floss?
Me: At least once a year whether I need it or not, and then maybe again if I have steak or popcorn stuck in my teeth.
Hygienist: That would be the reason I have to use this jackhammer to break the plaque off your teeth.