Martha Stewart eat your heart out.
Check out these cookies that I made for a party I had last weekend.
Okay so maybe Martha shouldn't be all that envious since it was her recipe I used. And the fact that only 3 people showed up probaby wouldn't make her feel all that inferior either.
It's a good thing I had plenty of pretty cookies left over to fill the gaping hole in my sense of self worth.
You know I had started this post to brag about my cookie decorating skills and now I've just knocked myself down a notch. Nobody does self-loathing like I do. It's a gift.