Now generally I'm a modest person. I'm not one to boast, I don't go around thinking that I and everything I do is wonderful. However, I'd just like to state that I have produced, from my womb, the most adorable kid on the face of the earth, as evidenced above. If she didn't have my terrible extra large ears her cuteness could outshine the fabled beauty of Helen of Troy! But I'm not one to boast.